Its been real weird. It wasnt how I expected my life to turn out. Especially, mainly pertaining to the show. It never crossed my mind that one day Im gonna be big and famous and have my own TV show, you know? – Jack Osbourne
Dad was just an emotional wreck. He was drinking a lot of the time, he was smoking a lot of pot. And because he takes certain medications, the drinking was making him… you know, he wasnt even present, really. – Jack Osbourne
If I have a problem, stuffs going through my head, I feel like using, I usually go and talk to my dad… I decided to get sober a lot younger than he did. He first tried to get sober when he was like 32, I believe. – Jack Osbourne
Two little girls, on their way home from Sunday school, were solemnly discussing the lesson. “Do you believe there is a devil?” asked one. “No,” said the other promptly. “It’s like Santa Claus: it’s your father.” – Nebelspalter (Zurich, Switzerland), quoted in The Literary Digest, Vol.106, 1930