Quote by Selma Blair
Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It

Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. Its a pretty easy audience, and thats been around for ages. – Selma Blair

Other quotes by Selma Blair

I have very little faith that Ill ever find someone. Ive had some bad luck and Ive made some bad choices – not in men, but in how Ive chosen to deal with relationships. – Selma Blair

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Faith
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I played teen roles until high definition came out, and I could never understand it. I would go in for adult roles and be older than many of the people auditioning, but theyd cast the girl without a line on her face. – Selma Blair

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teen
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Im flatchested, Im short, Im brunette, I have droopy eyes, and so people have a hard time casting me as a beauty. – Selma Blair

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Beauty
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Humor
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I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor. – Alton Brown

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Humor

Im not an expert on the Malaysian sense of humor. – Ben Stiller

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Humor

I love the diversity of America. I love the plain, normal sense of humor Americans have. It is not wicked, like in some countries. And I also love how new America is. – Antonio Banderas

Category:
Humor

They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. – Mike Judge

Category:
Humor

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Its funny, because when youre younger youre in a rush to be 18 or 21 or whatever. But then you hit 30. And now, the days go by like hours. You think, 40, man, this could be the halfway point. It could be the three-quarters point, you know? Who knows? – Mark Wahlberg

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funny

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. – Rumi

Category:
Love

The autumn twilight turned into deep and early night as they walked. Tristran could smell the distant winter on the air—a mixture of night-mist and crisp darkness and the tang of fallen leaves…. the crescent moon hung white in the sky and the stars burned in the darkness above them. – Neil Gaiman, Stardust

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Winter

Books that have become classics — books that have had their day and now get more praise than perusal — always remind me of retired colonels and majors and captains who, having reached the age limit, find themselves retired on half pay. – Thomas Bailey Aldrich

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Books