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Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up. - Bob

Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up. – Bob Lemon

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The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen. – Bob Lemon

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Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. – John Leonard, New York Times, 2 November 1975

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Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax. – Mike Royko, 1981

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Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball — you know, the one where he plays every position himself with nobody else on the field but him? Now that I think of it, Bugs is still my idol. You have to love a ballplayer like that. – Nomar Garciaparra

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