There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. – Oscar Wilde
The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. – Oscar Wilde
Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. – Oscar Wilde
The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it. – Oscar Wilde
Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in good society holds exactly the same opinion. – Oscar Wilde
The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself. – Oscar Wilde
In modern life nothing produces such an effect as a good platitude. It makes the whole world kin. – Oscar Wilde