Americans like fat books and thin women. – Russell Baker
When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible – cowards and fools. – Russell Baker
Americans like fat books and thin women. – Russell Baker
When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible – cowards and fools. – Russell Baker
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that dont work, those that break down and those that get lost. – Russell Baker
Roosevelts declaration that Americans had nothing to fear but fear itself was a glorious piece of inspirational rhetoric and just as gloriously wrong. – Russell Baker