Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess i

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. – Jack Handey, “Deep Thoughts,” Saturday Night Live

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Mirth is Gods medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it. Grim care, moroseness, anxiety–all this rust of life–ought to be scoured off by the oil of mirth. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Whoever said “laughter is the best medicine” never had gonorrhea. – Kat Likkel and John Hoberg, My Name Is Earl, “Robbed a Stoner Blind,” original a

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A good, real, unrestrained, hearty laugh is a sort of glorified internal massage, performed rapidly and automatically. It manipulates and revitalizes corners and unexplored crannies of the system that are unresponsive to most other exercise methods. – Author unknown, from an editorial in New-York Tribune, quoted in Quotations for

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One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. – Joseph Addison

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