For the tiny percentage of people who are negatively affected by our embracing of standards, they can just get their sports somewhere else in the meantime. Its not like were denying them hospital care. – Mike Davidson
I sort of try to write everything for me. Im a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I dont remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. Im trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so theyre accessible to everyone. – Norm MacDonald
The biggest kick I get is to communicate with those who are exiled from the game – in hospitals, homes, prisons – those who have seldom seen a game, who cant travel to a game, those who are blind. – Jack Buck
Theres a rule of thumb in politics. If youre at a point where youre complaining about the other guy being mean and unfair and uncivil, thats probably a sign that youre losing. – Laura Ingraham
