When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. – Peter OToole Category: God
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers Category: God
One of the best things about marriage is that it gets young people to bed at a decent hour. – M.M. Musselman Category: Weddings
I felt strongly that since the pursuit of good science was so difficult it was essential that the problem being studied was an important one to justify the effort expanded. – Paul Nurse Category: Science
Abscond. To move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another. – Ambrose Bierce Category: Crime