High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – Christopher Morley Category: Clothing
Dress is at all times a frivolous distinction, and excessive solicitude about it often destroys its own aim. – Jane Austen Category: Clothing
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women. – Elsa Schiaparelli Category: Clothing
Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal. – Sir Winston Churchill Category: Animals
The right response to the non-problem of global warming is to have the courage to do nothing. – Christopher Monckton Category: Courage
