Quote by Shirley Jones
After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my c

After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise. – Shirley Jones

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