Logo
Quote by Shirley Jones
After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my c

After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise. – Shirley Jones

Other quotes by Shirley Jones
No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
Success
category

Hosting a TV show is a full-time job in which success is defined by it never ending. – John Hodgman

Category:
Success

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. – Ambrose Bierce

Category:
Success

In America, as opposed to the old country, success was based on merit. – Rand Paul

Category:
Success

Personal relationships are the fertile soil from which all advancement, all success, all achievement in real life grows. – Ben Stein

Category:
Success

Random Quotes

Words can never adequately convey the incredible impact of our attitudes toward life. The longer I live the more convinced I become that life is 10 percent what happens to us and 90 percent how we respond to it. – Charles R. Swindoll

Category:
Life

Theres always an article coming out, saying, The new thing is funny women! – Lena Dunham

Category:
funny

March is a tomboy with tousled hair, a mischievous smile, mud on her shoes and a laugh in her voice. – Hal Borland

Category:
Seasons

No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute. – Paul Gallico

Category:
Insults