Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other mens imperfections, and conceal your own. – George Bernard Shaw Category: Men
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. – Henry Louis Mencken Category: Men
If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world. – Blaise Pascal Category: Men
It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat. – Robert Fuoss Category: Food
Im not going to put out a Christmas CD until its coming out of me naturally. – TobyMac Category: Christmas
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket. – Abe Lemons Category: Basketball
