I always find that statistics are hard to swallow and impossible to digest. The only one I can ever remember is that if all the people who go to sleep in church were laid end to end they would be a lot more comfortable. – Mrs. Robert A. Taft Category: Statistics
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. – Aaron Levenstein Category: Statistics
Statistics are just a way for the mathematician to evangelize his faith. – Hunter Brinkmeier Category: Statistics
The apex of my civic pride and personal contentment was reached on the bright September morning when I entered the public school. – Mary Antin Category: Morning
Only on paper has humanity yet achieved glory, beauty, truth, knowledge, virtue, and abiding love. – George Bernard Shaw Category: Humankind
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. – Woody Allen Category: Punishment
