[Y]ou remember someone said that God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December…. – J.M. Barrie, “Courage” (The Rectorial Address Delivered at St. Andrews Universit
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldnt have to ride around with jerks. – Scott Adams
Some of the things Ive seen a lot of my female-actress friends who are relatively famous receive – Ive seen some hideous things. Like some really, really bad things… like, the FBI should be contacted immediately. – Elisha Cuthbert
