New Years Day is every mans birthday. – Charles Lamb
The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of ones soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive – you are leaking. – Charles Lamb
He who hath not a dram of folly in his mixture hath pounds of much worse matter in his composition. – Charles Lamb
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected. – Charles Lamb
I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears 27th birthday and for the Circus album she put out – the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings. – Ron Ben-Israel