To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation. – E.W. Howe Category: Flirting
The greatest miracle of love is the cure of coquetry. – François Duc de la Rochefoucauld, Maxims Category: Flirting
Coquetry is the essential characteristic, and the prevalent humor of women; but they do not all practice it, because the coquetry of some is restrained by fear or by reason. – François Duc de la Rochefoucauld, Maxims Category: Flirting
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller Category: funny
When someone sings his own praises, he always gets the tune too high. – Mary H. Waldrip Category: Humility
Everyone complains of his memory, but no one complains of his judgment. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Category: Integrity
When an opponent comes forward, move in and greet him if he wants to pull back, send him on his way. – Morihei Ueshiba Category: Wisdom