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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean c

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. – Ray Romano

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Right after Raymond I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I dont like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. What is my purpose? Who am I? I had a big identity crisis. – Ray Romano

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Attitude
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If golf wasnt enjoyable and there wasnt a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it. – Ray Romano

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If my father had hugged me even once, Id be an accountant right now. – Ray Romano

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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben

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…those dulcet sounds at break of day… – George Granville, 1701, via Shakespeare

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I think about baseball when I wake up in the morning. I think about it all day and I dream about it at night. The only time I dont think about it is when Im playing it. – Carl Yastrzemski

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Theres some things you just have to live with. Like twelve cars camping outside your house, and when you wake up in the morning, theyre going to follow you wherever you go. It helps that I live in Valencia. It eliminates some. But theyre still here. – Taylor Lautner

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