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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean c

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. – Ray Romano

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The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life. – Ray Romano

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Humor
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Ray Romano
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Right after Raymond I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I dont like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. What is my purpose? Who am I? I had a big identity crisis. – Ray Romano

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Attitude
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The greatest job I ever had was working on my family farm. Each morning my father would come into my bedroom around 4:30 am and command me to get up and work the fields. I would spend the next two hours before school slopping pigs and cropping tobacco. – Armstrong Williams

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I dont have an iPod. I mean, I have a couple. Doesnt everyone? But I dont use it. I need to because I go to the gym now, and Im tired of listening to morning radio. I want some music! I do have a video iPod, but I dont use it either. – Ricky Schroder

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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed. – Ambrose Bierce

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I like being in movies that have a great story. Im not so interested in being a Hollywood star. Its a job, you know. When you wake up at six in the morning every day for a week, it feels like hard work. – Kristen Stewart

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Im one of those people who thinks that changing ones hair is the only part of the body that you can change at will. – Hillary Clinton

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