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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean c

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. – Ray Romano

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The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life. – Ray Romano

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Humor
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Ray Romano
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Right after Raymond I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I dont like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. What is my purpose? Who am I? I had a big identity crisis. – Ray Romano

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Attitude
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I get up in the morning, do my e-mail, I check my e-mails all day. Ill go online and Ill buy my books at Amazon.com, but I dont want to buy all of them because I want to go to Duttons and I want to buy books from another human being. – Joseph Bologna

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Morning

Taking pre-natal vitamins can minimise birth defects and can lower the chances both of morning sickness and premature delivery. – Heidi Murkoff

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Morning

I have retired, but if theres anything that would kill me it is to wake up in the morning not knowing what to do. – Nelson Mandela

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Morning

Your computer neednt be the first thing your see in the morning and the last thing you see at night. – Simon Mainwaring

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Morning

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My heart beat so hard when I was near him, I feared he could hear my secret longing for him. – Terri Guillemets, 1988, journal

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Education should be one of our top funding priorities talking about it does not help the teachers and students who desperately need promises fulfilled. – Solomon Ortiz

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I come from a family of very devout, praying people. That idea of peace and love toward humanity shouldnt be nationalistic or denominational. It should be a chief concern for all mankind. – Mos Def

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The great watershed of modern poetry is French, more than English. – Robert Morgan

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