My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. – Ray Romano
If my father had hugged me even once, Id be an accountant right now. – Ray Romano

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. – Ray Romano
If my father had hugged me even once, Id be an accountant right now. – Ray Romano
The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life. – Ray Romano
If golf wasnt enjoyable and there wasnt a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it. – Ray Romano
Its fairness to say those who work hard, get up in the morning, cut their cloth – in other words we can only afford to have one or two children because we dont earn enough. They pay their taxes and they want to know that the same kind of decision-making is taking place for those on benefits. – Iain Duncan Smith