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Quote by Ray Romano
My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean c

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. – Ray Romano

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If golf wasnt enjoyable and there wasnt a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it. – Ray Romano

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If my father had hugged me even once, Id be an accountant right now. – Ray Romano

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I am focused on what needs to be done for the people of Israel. Period. I do not pity myself and I do not pat myself on the shoulder. I get up in the morning full of energy to fulfill my mission. – Ehud Olmert

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My heart is singing for joy this morning! A miracle has happened! The light of understanding has shone upon my little pupils mind, and behold, all things are changed! – Anne Sullivan

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Morning

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. – Liz Phair

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Morning

I am so blessed. Ive been way over-blessed. At 64 years old, I look forward to going to bed every night so I can wake up in the morning and see what blessing is going to come my way that day. Because you never, ever know what Gods got in store for you. – Paula Deen

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The fool has to do at last what the wise did at first. – Italian Proverb

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If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. – Chinese Proverb

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It is the hope of the European Union that Ariel Sharon will keep the peace process alive and continue the dialogue according to the wishes of all the parties involved. – Goran Persson

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Theres one advantage in having been around as long as I have. Everybody in the Senate knows me, and – Im going to say something presumptuous, to repeat myself – I think most respect me. – Joe Biden

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