Quote by Ray Romano
My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean c

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. – Ray Romano

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If my father had hugged me even once, Id be an accountant right now. – Ray Romano

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The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life. – Ray Romano

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This morning in the Washington Post there was a statistic about how 85% of Americans are Christians. – Sally Quinn

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I write in the morning from about eight till noon, and sometimes again a bit in the afternoon. In the morning I start off by going over what I had done the previous day, which my wife has happily typed up for me. – Gene Hackman

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