Quote by Ray Romano
My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean c

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. – Ray Romano

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The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life. – Ray Romano

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If my father had hugged me even once, Id be an accountant right now. – Ray Romano

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If golf wasnt enjoyable and there wasnt a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it. – Ray Romano

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I went to Morocco, joined a band called Pegasus, ran out of money, went to Gibraltar and worked on the docks, writing songs about the sun and the morning and the birds. – Graham Parker

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Make sure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good nights sleep, and you cant settle anything until morning anyway. – Rose Kennedy

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On tour, Ill get up at 5 p.m. and go to bed at 8 in the morning. With fishing, its the exact opposite. Fishing is the only healthy thing I do. Touring is such a grind its the opposite of healthy. – Dean Ween

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Im pretty much a 9-to-5 kind of guy. I usually get to work about 8 in the morning, and I work until 4 or 5, and sometimes I work on Saturday and Sunday mornings. Pretty much I keep the same hours as an accountant or clerk or whatever. – Douglas Preston

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