Quote by Ray Romano
My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean c

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. – Ray Romano

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The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life. – Ray Romano

Category:
Humor
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If golf wasnt enjoyable and there wasnt a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it. – Ray Romano

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Humor
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Right after Raymond I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I dont like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. What is my purpose? Who am I? I had a big identity crisis. – Ray Romano

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Attitude
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Looking in the mirror to check if my tie is straight is a waste of my time. I only look in the mirror once a day, and thats in the morning when I shave. – Lennart Meri

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Morning

Stood off and on during the night, determining not to come to anchor till morning, fearing to meet with shoals continued our course in the morning and as the island was found to be six or seven leagues distant, and the tide was against us, it was noon when we arrived there. – Christopher Columbus

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Morning

The older generation thought nothing of getting up at five every morning — and the younger generation doesn’t think much of it either. – John J. Welsh

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Morning

I have to say that when you tour the world, obviously, the jetlags and different hours and ways of living and traveling, a lot of hours in the plane, and you wake up in the morning and youre not quite sure where you are, and it is very tiring. – Celine Dion

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Morning

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There is a serious defect in the thinking of someone who wants — more than anything else — to become rich. As long as they dont have the money, itll seem like a worthwhile goal. Once they do, theyll understand how important other things are — and have always been. – Anita Loos

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There is too much at stake for us to surrender to the politics of polarization. – Brad Henry

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