Ray Romano's Quote - My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean c

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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean c

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. – Ray Romano

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The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life. – Ray Romano

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Right after Raymond I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I dont like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. What is my purpose? Who am I? I had a big identity crisis. – Ray Romano

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If my father had hugged me even once, Id be an accountant right now. – Ray Romano

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O sweet, delusive Noon, Which the morning climbs to find, O moment sped too soon, And morning left behind. – Helen Hunt Jackson

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I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. – Benjamin Franklin

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“Life is too short,” she panicked, “I want more.” He nodded slowly, “Wake up earlier.” – Dr.SunWolf, professorsunwolf.com

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There is a one woman in China that claimed she paid $50 to get my e-mail address. It was pretty shocking. I got one this morning from Scotland. A girls requesting a signed photo of me. – Michael Phelps

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