Quote by Ray Romano
My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean c

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. – Ray Romano

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If golf wasnt enjoyable and there wasnt a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it. – Ray Romano

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Humor
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If my father had hugged me even once, Id be an accountant right now. – Ray Romano

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dad
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The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life. – Ray Romano

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Whats the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning? Wish I hadnt. – Steven Patrick Morrissey

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Previously, on Lock, Stock, I went to bed at two in the morning and woke up at five in the morning, and on this one I was known to nod off on the set occasionally. – Guy Ritchie

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We usually never got out of there before four or five oclock in the morning. Every morning. So it was rough. – Cab Calloway

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The sun is new each day. – Heraclitus

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