Quote by Natalie Portman
When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, yknow, What d

When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, yknow, What does your dad do for a living? So I said He helps women get pregnant! They called my mom and they were like, What exactly does your husband do? – Natalie Portman

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Dad was a bus driver, and when he finished work he would repair cars. – Bruno Tonioli

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Whoever does not have a good father should procure one. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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