Logo
Quote by Natalie Portman
When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, yknow, What d

When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, yknow, What does your dad do for a living? So I said He helps women get pregnant! They called my mom and they were like, What exactly does your husband do? – Natalie Portman

Other quotes by Natalie Portman

Im not convinced about marriage. Divorce is so easy, and that fact that gay people are not allowed to marry takes much of the meaning out of it. Committing yourself to one person is sacred. – Natalie Portman

Category:
Marriage
Author
Natalie Portman
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
dad
category

My dad has no control over who works with me. Me, me and me alone has to take responsibility for anything. – Shane MacGowan

Category:
dad

I couldnt walk down any street in Britain without being laughed at. It was a nightmare. My children were devastated because their dad was a figure of ridicule. – David Icke

Category:
dad

I lost my mother, who suffered from Alzheimers disease, and we had to relocate my dad after 58 years in the family home. That was tough. – Doug Davidson

Category:
dad

I love my daughter, but she had me on couscous and fixed me pastas and made me eat oatmeal every morning and what else, turkey burgers, turkey bacon, and that kind of stuff. So she wants her dad to live a long time, and I do, too. – Dusty Baker

Category:
dad

Random Quotes

One would think that a scissors and pastepot collection like this would require little help. Not true. A tribe of hunters and gatherers is required: there is so much to be seen for so little selected. – Robert Irvine Fitzhenry (1918–2008), The Harper Book of Quotations

Category:
Quotations

In every age “the good old days” were a myth. No one ever thought they were good at the time. For every age has consisted of crises that seemed intolerable to the people who lived through them. – Brooks Atkinson, Once Around the Sun, 1951

Category:
Nostalgia

Im definitely a Polaroid camera girl. For me, what Im really excited about is bringing back the artistry and the nature of Polaroid. – Lady Gaga

Category:
Nature

Someone has to stay on the line and say, no, we can do this by cutting spending and reducing the size of government. Thats what I was committed to doing. – Chris Christie

Category:
Government