Unless you’re as stupid as a lamppost you’ve got to wonder what’s coming off next, your arm? Your leg? Your neck? Every morning when you wake up it seems a lot of your parts aren’t stuck on as good as they used to be. – Christopher Paul Curtis, Bud, Not Buddy
The newspaper is a marvelous medium. It is extraordinarily convenient and cheap. Lets see. This one cost 75 cents. Now thats a little high. I bought it when I was downtown this morning. – Harrison Salisbury
