Our lives are like quilts – bits and pieces, joy and sorrow, stitched with love. – Author Unknown Category: Needlework
There is a sort of man who pays no attention to his good actions, but is tormented by his bad ones. This is the type that most often writes about himself. – W. Somerset Maugham, The Summing Up, 1938 Category: Self
In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there. – Author Unknown Category: Gambling