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When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an

When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope hes dead. – Judith Viorst

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You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. – Judith Viorst

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Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands — and then eat just one of the pieces. – Judith Viorst

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One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. – Judith Viorst

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Hope is the last to abandon the unhappy. – Italian Proverb

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Some people think Im a total moron and I would hope most people think Im very good at what I do. – Dan Abrams

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I am proud, and more than a little excited, to be asked to work with Faber in an editorial capacity. It is my dearest hope that we will produce some fantastic books together. – Jarvis Cocker

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And as far as false hope, there is no such thing. There is only hope or the absence of hope-nothing else. – Patti Davis

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It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live. – Marcus Aurelius

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To light one candle to God and another to the Devil is the principle of wisdom. – Jose Bergamin

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The worst thing about being famous is the invasion of your privacy. – Justin Timberlake

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The emerald condenses the green of the meadows and certain aspects of the ocean. – Charles Blanc, Art in Ornament and Dress, 1875, translated from French

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