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When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an

When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope hes dead. – Judith Viorst

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You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. – Judith Viorst

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One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. – Judith Viorst

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Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands — and then eat just one of the pieces. – Judith Viorst

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Now science has presented us with a hope called stem cell research, which may provide our scientists with many answers that have for so long been beyond our grasp. – Nancy Reagan

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You say that your hope is in God, and he will, I am sure, stand by you. But you must not forget that you have been given worldly means to use and employ against human arrogance and wrong it is necessary to see such things with a broad mind in order to oppose them. – Knute Nelson

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He that lives upon hope will die fasting. – Benjamin Franklin

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There is no hope even that woman, with her right to vote, will ever purify politics. – Emma Goldman

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Sleeping together is a euphemism for people, but tantamount to marriage with cats. – Marge Piercy

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