Quote by Judith Viorst
When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an

When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope hes dead. – Judith Viorst

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Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands — and then eat just one of the pieces. – Judith Viorst

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Chocolate
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You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. – Judith Viorst

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Age
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One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. – Judith Viorst

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I enjoy comedy and I hope that people enjoy watching me do it. – David Duchovny

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I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. – Dalai Lama

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You want to play another kind of character in another genre, and its been something Ive been trying to do if I can in the career so far, and its something I hope to continue because its interesting to me and you get to do different things as an actor. – Keanu Reeves

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I try to give people hope. Even though life is bleak, theres hope out there. – Danielle Steel

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