Quote by Judith Viorst
When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an

When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope hes dead. – Judith Viorst

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Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands — and then eat just one of the pieces. – Judith Viorst

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One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. – Judith Viorst

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Close friends contribute to our personal growth. They also contribute to our personal pleasure, making the music sound sweeter, the wine taste richer, the laughter ring louder because they are there. – Judith Viorst

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Hope springs eternal in the human breast: Man never is, but always To be Blest. – Alexander Pope

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I hope that none of the countries in the Middle East are planning anything but the peaceful utilization of nuclear energy. – King Abdullah II

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The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wifes spirits. – John Gay

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One of my favorite people is Gypsy Rose Lee. She bears out the Biblical promise that he who has, gets. And I hope she gets a lot more. – Hedy Lamarr

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