Quote by Judith Viorst
When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an

When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope hes dead. – Judith Viorst

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Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands — and then eat just one of the pieces. – Judith Viorst

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You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. – Judith Viorst

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Age
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We will have to give up the hope that, if we try hard, we somehow will always do right by our children. The connection is imperfect. We will sometimes do wrong. – Judith Viorst

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I have met a few Casanovas I like and a few I have not liked – and I hope to meet a few more. – Sienna Miller

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They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. – Christopher Walken

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To cherish what remains of the Earth and to foster its renewal is our only legitimate hope of survival. – Wendell Berry

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Being an artist is a very long game. It is not a 10-year game. I hope Ill be around making art when Im 80. – Anish Kapoor

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