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Quote by Sherri Shepherd
When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, Hey cousin! Hey

When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, Hey cousin! Hey Auntie! And Im like, Okay I dont know you, I have no idea who you are. I am auntie and cousin for so many and even the ones in prison call me collect. And Ill be like, Which of my family members are giving you this phone number? – Sherri Shepherd

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My husband, Sal, and I put date nights on the calendar once a week. I know that doesnt sound romantic, but otherwise it wont get done. – Sherri Shepherd

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My dad worked two jobs and moved us to the suburbs, and just being a black person, I went through a lot of racism and being called names and being bullied every single day. And it was hard. I didnt have any friends. – Sherri Shepherd

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