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Quote by Sherri Shepherd
When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, Hey cousin! Hey

When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, Hey cousin! Hey Auntie! And Im like, Okay I dont know you, I have no idea who you are. I am auntie and cousin for so many and even the ones in prison call me collect. And Ill be like, Which of my family members are giving you this phone number? – Sherri Shepherd

Other quotes by Sherri Shepherd

I am trying to inspire people to just take control of their oral health, because if we dont take care of our oral health, it affects so many different aspects of our lives. If your smile and mouth is not together, it affects your relationship, your self-esteem, your health. – Sherri Shepherd

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My husband, Sal, and I put date nights on the calendar once a week. I know that doesnt sound romantic, but otherwise it wont get done. – Sherri Shepherd

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I get along very well with the cast of 30 Rock. I guess I bring a certain quirkiness to the show as well. Im just thankful they keep asking me. I didnt think I was going to be asked back so every time they say, We want you back, Im screaming. Im jumping up and down and screaming. – Sherri Shepherd

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When Nirvana became popular, you could very easily slip and get lost during that storm. I fortunately had really heavy anchors – old friends, family. – Dave Grohl

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The quality of light by which we scrutinize our lives has direct bearing upon the product which we live, and upon the changes which we hope to bring about through those lives. – Audre Lorde

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Love thy neighbor — but dont pull down your hedge. – Benjamin Franklin

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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. – Rodney Dangerfield

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