It is Christmas Eve, and the fairies come to good children and bring them gingerbread. – C.C. Shackford, “Christmas Eve in Germany,” c.1870, from the German
Ive told Billy if I ever caught him cheating, I wouldnt kill him because I love his children and they need a dad. But I would beat him up. I know where all of his sports injuries are. – Angelina Jolie