Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it’s usually too late, and not in the barroom downstairs? – Christopher Morley, Contribution to a Contribution
These are my new shoes. Theyre good shoes. They wont make you rich like me, they wont make you rebound like me, they definitely wont make you handsome like me. Theyll only make you have shoes like me. Thats it. – Charles Barkley