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Quote by Ty Burrell
And I watch Saturday Night Live religiously, I have since I was a

And I watch Saturday Night Live religiously, I have since I was a little boy. I watch it basically like one of my favorite sports teams. – Ty Burrell

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Theres lots of problem solving in any marriage, but when you have this collective goal that is a human being, its an inspiring rally point. – Ty Burrell

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My wife handles all of our technology. So if something goes wrong with the computer, I throw up my arms and step aside while the IT gal figures it out. – Ty Burrell

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Thus so wretched is man that he would weary even without any cause for weariness… and so frivolous is he that, though full of a thousand reasons for weariness, the least thing, such as playing billiards or hitting a ball, is sufficient enough to amuse him. – Blaise Pascal

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