Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day. – Author Unknown
I dont really believe in rules, but I do like old-fashioned dating where you dont call the guy until he calls you. I dont think its like hes got to do this and thats the rule. – Ashley Tisdale
Celebrities say they date other celebrities because they have the same job. But I think they just like dating famous people. Celebrities attract each other, like cattle. – Jason Lee
