If I could not walk far and fast, I think I should just explode and perish. – Charles Dickens Category: Walking
A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain Category: Banks / Banking
You can find heroism everyday, like guys working terrible jobs because theyve got to support their families. Or as far as humor, the things I see on the job, on the street, are far funnier than anything youll ever see on TV. – Harvey Pekar Category: Humor
Were it not for imagination a man would be as happy in arms of a chambermaid as of a duchess. – Samuel Johnson Category: Imagination
When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. Its not enough, but it helps. – Dick Gregory Category: God