From a worldly point of view there is no mistake so great as that of being always right. – Samuel Butler, Note-Books, 1912 Category: Moderation
Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin Category: thanksgiving
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. – P.G. Wodehouse Category: Age