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The Viennese wash everything. Where else in the world does the government hire public servants to wash public telephone booths and the glass over traffic lights? Every time I see someone doing these things, I smile like a child. – Jonathan Carroll

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In Poland, my audience is all women between 18 and 30. At U.S. conventions, you have the fantasy and science fiction crowd. At Harvard you have an entirely different audience. Its so schizophrenic. – Jonathan Carroll

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For an adult, eating alone at McDonalds is admitting a kind of defeat. – Jonathan Carroll

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Both young children and old people have a lot of time on their hands. Thats probably why they get along so well. – Jonathan Carroll

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