I would also like to act, once in a while, but not get up every morning at 5:30 or six oclock and pound into the studio and get home at 7:30 or eight oclock at night, or act over and over and over every night on Broadway, either. – Jackie Cooper
Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. – Garry Trudeau
