You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe deserve your love and affection. – Buddha
Its not an act. I love it. Its totally original. People go, Whats going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I dont know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain. – Charlie Sheen
I just dont want to die alone, thats all. Thats not too much to ask for, is it It would be nice to have someone care about me, for who I am, not about my wallet. – Richard Pryor
I asked a ref if he could give me a technical foul for thinking bad things about him. He said, of course not. I said, well, I think you stink. And he gave me a technical. You cant trust em. – Jim Valvano
