My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror. – W. Somerset Maugham (1874–1965)

I became a lesbian out of devout Christian charity. All those women out there are praying for a man and I gave them my share. – Rita Mae Brown

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. – Woody Allen (b.1935)

My urges to write poetry are lesbian, but whatever compels me to prose is straight. – Agavé Powers, 1994