He dare not come in company, for here he should be misused, disgraced, overshoot himself in gesture or speeches or be sick; he thinks everyman observes him. – Richard Burton, The Anatomy of Melancholy
Panicking in a sandwich shop and allowing a distressingly bizarre combination of fillings to occur. – Rob Temple, @SoVeryBritish (Very British Problems: Making Life Awkward for Ourse
