I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips
Additionally, Smart Irrigation Month serves to recognize advances in irrigation technology and practices that produce not only more but also higher quality plants with less water. – Jim Costa
After I set out to refute Christianity intellectually and couldnt, I came to the conclusion the Bible was true and Jesus Christ was Gods Son. – Josh McDowell
