When youre a kid growing up, and you think youre gay, you know that youre different youre often teased and it can really destroy your self-esteem. But sports can be great for building self-esteem. – Greg Louganis
The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry
