Ive never really been very good at marriage. Its one of my failures. Ive tried my best, but I do realise the common denominator is me its something Im doing. – Len Goodman
Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy. – Mark Twain
Sir, I do not call a gamester a dishonest man; but I call him an unsociable man, an unprofitable man. Gaming is a mode of transferring property without producing any intermediate good. – Samuel Johnson