Hard pounding, gentlemen: but we shall see who can pound the longest. – Duke of Wellington Arthur Wellesley Category: Endurance
I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I dont know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years. – Victoria Wood Category: car
Somebody recently figured out that we have 35 million laws to enforce the ten commandments. – Attributed to both Bert Masterson and Earl Wilson Category: Justice & Law
