Like all young men I set out to be a genius, but mercifully laughter intervened. – Lawrence Durrell Category: Men
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. – H. Allen Smith Category: Men
Give me six lines written by the most honorable of men, and I will find an excuse in them to hang him. – Cardinal Richelieu Category: Men
Wise men are not wise at all hours, and will speak five times from their taste or their humor, to once from their reason. – Ralph Waldo Emerson Category: Contradiction
If you have autism in the family history, you still vaccinate. Delay it a bit, space them out. – Temple Grandin Category: Family
I think eventually I want to become a teacher, like my father wanted to be, and hopefully positively influence the next generation. – Ann Curry Category: teacher
I thought “clean eating” was devouring cupcakes while mopping the floor. – Internet meme Category: Dieting
