More than any other American sport, baseball creates the magnetic, addictive illusion that it can almost be understood. – Thomas Boswell, in Inside Sports
The only consistent hobby Ive had is studying Spanish and French because of some delusion of grandeur to work around the world. I love sports but usually Im looking for the next job. – William Sanderson
I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. – Paula Poundstone
