So much fabric, so little time! Or, sew much fabric, sew little time! – Author Unknown

If I stitch fast enough, does it count as aerobic exercise? – Author Unknown

Woman has relied heretofore too entirely for her support on the needle – that one-eyed demon of destruction that slays thousands annually; that evil genius of our sex, which, in spite of all our devotion, will never make us healthy, wealthy, or wise. – Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Veni, Vidi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around. – Author Unknown