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As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try

As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room. – Lea DeLaria

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What do you mean you dont believe in homosexuality? Its not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isnt necessary. – Lea DeLaria

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I dont think Im really open to having Washington change me. – Rand Paul

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I dont know how I got to this point but it must be as a result of everything that has come before so if I were to change something, I might not be at this point now. – William Shatner

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Change means movement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of a nonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasive friction of conflict. – Saul Alinsky

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Today in America, we are trying to prepare students for a high tech world of constant change, but we are doing so by putting them through a school system designed in the early 20th Century that has not seen substantial change in 30 years. – Janet Napolitano

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