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As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try

As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room. – Lea DeLaria

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What do you mean you dont believe in homosexuality? Its not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isnt necessary. – Lea DeLaria

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