Old programmers never die. They just cant C as well. – Anon. Category: Computers :: Programs & Programm
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages. – Anon. Category: Computers :: Programs & Programm
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers. – Leonard Brandwein Category: Computers :: Programs & Programm
If Christianity is pessimistic as to man, it is optimistic as to human destiny. Well, I can say that, pessimistic as to human destiny, I am optimistic as to man. – Albert Camus Category: Optimism
Americas veterans deserve the very best health care because theyve earned it. – Jim Ramstad Category: Health
Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking. – Ambrose Bierce Category: Military, the
It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realised Id become an actor. – James Darcy Category: Graduation
