If by chance some day youre not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing Ive said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled. – Red Skelton
The productivity now at universities is terrible. Tenure is a terrible idea. It keeps them around forever and they dont have to work hard. – Jack Welch
My grandfather was a lawyer, my dad was a lawyer, my mum was a lawyer, I got an uncle whos a lawyer, I got cousins that are lawyers. – Benicio Del Toro
I look forward to working with our leadership team to advance the causes of smaller government, lower taxes, eliminating terrorism, and providing affordable health care, among other issues. – Howard Coble
It is not history which uses men as a means of achieving – as if it were an individual person – its own ends. History is nothing but the activity of men in pursuit of their ends. – Karl Marx
