Its a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so Ive never had any trouble identifying with the character that Im playing. – Jack Nicholson
We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. Were in a race against time, until we run out of money. – Jack Nicholson
Ill tell you one thing: Dont ever give anybody your best advice, because theyre not going to follow it. – Jack Nicholson
If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women. – Jack Nicholson
It should be a pleasure to the appreciative reader, while recognizing their beauty, to cull these flowers of thought for the benefit of those who, less fortunate than himself, have not the time to indulge in literary pleasures. – Maturin M. Ballou, January 1886, preface to Edge-Tools of Speech