You should always be well and bright, for so you do your best work and you have so much beautiful work to do. The world needs it, and you must give it! – Marie Corelli
Can you imagine a guy breaking into your car, and he steals your guitar case cause he thinks its a guitar, and he gets it home and opens it up and theres a rake inside it, an electric toilet plunger and a dog skull? That actually happened. – Eugene Chadbourne