If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says “keep away from children.” – Susan Savannah
The education that prepared me was my general education classes, which I tried to avoid when I was a stupid undergraduate, but which gave me the foundation of general knowledge that makes a career as a writer possible. – Orson Scott Card
Ive been married before, but Ive never had my dream wedding in Vegas. I wanted to do it there because its casual, quick, not religious and, most of all, very romantic. – Sinead OConnor
