Hold you there, neither a strange hand nor my own, neither heavy nor light shall touch my bum. – Miguel de Cervantes Category: Punishment
Take away the danger and remove the restraint, and wayward nature runs free. – Horace Category: Punishment
It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit. – Tom Sizemore Category: Food
Let’s hope the institution of marriage survives its detractors, for without it there would be no more adultery and without adultery two thirds of our novelists would stand in line for unemployment checks. – Peter S. Prescott Category: Writing
Nature rejuvenates so quickly, so completely. Though we often view ourselves otherwise, we are nature. – Jeb Dickerson, jebdickerson.com Category: Nature
