The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin Category: Scrapbooking
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr Category: Home
Can you find another market like this? Where, with your one rose, you can buy hundreds of rose gardens? – Rumi Category: Rumi
We live in a funny time. If you dont go corporate, you cant compete. Youre relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that. – Ethan Hawke Category: funny
You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment unless you trust enough. – Frank Crane Category: Trust
