Its easy to be lazy when theres food lying around backstage or theres a fast-food joint a couple blocks away. But if you walk a little further, ask around a bit, of course there are exciting things to discover. – Alex Kapranos
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasnt for any religious reasons. They couldnt find three wise men and a virgin. – Jay Leno
Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs are… – Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog), 1889