I had a job at a movie theater for like a year and a half and then a job at a health food store for, like, two years. Those were the only two jobs I ever had. – Reggie Watts Category: Food
Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I dont think I could eat eight. – Yogi Berra Category: Food
Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. – Brendan Francis Category: Fear
