The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy. – Sam Levenson
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. – Sam Levenson
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, youll find one at the end of your arm. – Sam Levenson
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. – Sam Levenson