The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy. – Sam Levenson
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. – Sam Levenson
The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy. – Sam Levenson
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. – Sam Levenson
Insanity is hereditary. You can get it from your children. – Sam Levenson
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. – Sam Levenson